offend 2 million people in a couple of paragraphs. Sorry.
In the course of a 90 mile trip a person should be able to come up with a diplomatic way to articulate ones feelings.
Not so
.
I moved to New Mexico in September of 2007 from the Seattle area. Seattle no better or worse than most other west coast towns (except Portland it’s the best). Thus I am an outsider and opinions are like a$$ never mind you get the pic.
I digress. I have had a tough time adjusting to “New Mexican cuisine”. I try to follow the "when in Rome" philosophy, but gee wiz.
In the days before the trailer houses were pulled into New Mexico It must have been one spectacular place.
I have tried any number of recommended restaurants from Albuquerque to San Antonio and north to Taos. Some fine most awful. In an attempt to find a good burger I have eaten more ground beef than I care to admit. Today I made the 180 mile round trip to San Antonio. I do not know what East or West coast imbecile decided that if you go to some dark tiny hole in the wall, take a trailer trash hamburger and dump some green chili on it, WOW you have the seventh best hamburger in America. Trailer trash hamburger……some cheap ass buns (usually rather small), a meat patty, one too small piece of cheap american cheese, piece of onion, some disgustingly cheap pickles (neon green chemical flavor), and a tomato slice all center stage on a Styrofoam plate devoid of any accompaniments.
Somewhere around 1970 all attempts at evolving a New Mexico cuisine ceased. Due to this if you inquire as to New Mexican food you will be met with Frito pie (hum 1960s five and dime worker food) um ok. Indian fry tacos
Um yea right. Im sure the local native americans sat around at dinner trying to come up with a great carnival food. You can almost picture the excitement when in the middle of the New Mexican desert they whipped out the cheap a$$ ground beef, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, and a little shredded cheddar cheese. But wait lets not forget the real reason we are proud of New Mexican cuisine. Yes that’s right folks, what you’ve all been salivating for The GREEN CHILE. It speaks for its self .
I find myself eating at one or two restaurants and not venturing to try new ones. I have been to several recommended places, some I have eaten at others I have just left after browsing the menu.
This reminds me of a trip I took to Texas a few years ago. I went into a deli to get a sandwich. I asked what kind of bread they offered. The response. “We got white bread and hotdog buns”. Well hell I sure miss Texas.
Maybe I seem a little testy. Maybe I am. Are there any other transplants that have had these feelings and brave enough to admit it?
PS I really dont want to offend anyone. Please dont take this rant too serious.
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